Category: Joke Board
Canberra.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand it,
how you can be so much bigger than me.
We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said the big Crock, "what have you been eating?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied the small Crock.
"Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?"
"Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Parliament
House."
"Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?"
"Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock
the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit
out of them and eat 'em!"
"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I think I see your problem. You're not
getting any real nourishment.
You see, by the time you finish shaking the shit out of a Politician,
there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase."
oh, lmfao *smile8
beautiful. though I sorta feel like part of the intro is missing.